switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(via dontpissoffthefaeries)



It sucks when you havent talked to someone for a while and then when you do, feelings come back.



Anonymous:Yes. I want to makeout. With you. Now. 

I said:

Hmm, who is this?

Anonymous:I miss you... more than I should. 

I said:

Who’s this?

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(Source: dutchster, via meantforsomuchmoreinthisworld)